Home Assault - You are on your Own till Police Arrive

20 to 60 minutes after you call! Ludicrous replies: bleach, ammonia, bat, scream, lock self in bedroom, put phone up to ear, and more really stupid suggestions BY THE POLICE!!! America giving up your guns is our Doom*&)^$^@&

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